If your furry friend’s tastes are like ours, kibble isn’t going to cut the mustard. Luckily for them, we’ve paired our top chefs with the best vets in Britain to create the crème de la crème of pet food.

It’s our furriest new venture, Floofsto by Gousto.

Maybe it’s their birthday, or you’re teaching them table manners. Either way, your favouritest family members can choose from pet-friendly salads, takeaways and roast dinners. Here are some recipes that’ll get their tails wagging.

Burger, Purr-ger or Fur-ger?

Give your four-legged friends a dinner beyond their wildest dreams.

These irresistible, premium-grade burgers are perfectly portioned for pets. Featuring wagyu beef for dogs, sashimi patties for cats and even seed ‘n’ lettuce burgers for a cute, cuddly hamster.

Got a pocket-sized pal? There are miniature portions for them too.

Punchy Pet Thai Noodles 

When you order Thai, ever slip your pet a noodle or two? C’mon, we’ve all done it.

Well, now you won’t have to. Our vet-approved Tangy Pet Thai Noodles don’t just taste like a languorous day on Phi Phi Island, they’re also animal-approved with 100% of taste testers cleaning their plates. The noods are vegan too, so will suit any lifestyle.

Heckin’ Delectable Roast Dinner

This next-level dinner is fully vetted, gravy-soaked and will rival any nan’s roast.

There’s corn-fed turkey breast for dogs and cats, or a vegan nut roast if your pet’s needs are meat free. The gravy is optional, but also sodium-free, so you can drizzle it to your heart’s delight.

Hold your horses though, because Happy April Fools. 

Did we get you?

We never got the go-ahead for Floofsto. Worth a shot, though.

Would you treat your pet to these, if we made them? Let us know (and we’ll start sending some emails to the Top Dogs at Gousto HQ).